G8 Bomb Threat? Don't we all have better things to do with our time?

Bomb fear after mystery man missing fingers buys fertilizer

Seriously? Thank you Toronto Star for that fear mongering headline! I love that 'missing fingers' seems to imply a devious bomb-building mastermind. Like seriously.... I hope he 'turns himself in' and is just an average run of the mill farmer, or super crazy gardener, who happens to have a few fingers missing.

Don't we all know someone with missing fingers? Off the top of my head I can personally think of 5 or 6 people I know with missing appendages - I don't think any of them are evil because of it. Heck, my own father is missing the top of one of his fingers - and he regularly buys fertilizer! Oh no!! oh, wait. He farms. It sort of comes with the territory.

Anything for a good story though, right?