Thursday, May 26, 2011

One month

This is the typical conversation I have about 16 times a day now:

Them: "So, your wedding is getting close now!  Excited?"

Me: "Excited isn't really the word I'd use...."

Them: "Just want to get it over with, eh?"

Me: "Pretty much"

Them: "Are you nervous?"

Me: "Only when I think about it"

Them: "Everything ready to go?"

Me: "Yep, mostly.  Just the little things now like flowers and a liquor license"

Them: "Good.  You have a dress?"

Me: "..... yes"


Really?  Really, really??  Do I have a dress?  I'm getting married in a month and you're asking me if I have a dress yet?  And I'm not just picking on one or two people here - EVERY SINGLE PERSON who asks me about the wedding asks me this question.  Apparently, it's the go-to question of marriages; they can't even help themselves.  Just like you'd ask a 5 year old what he did at school today, or a farmer what he thinks about all this rain, so too you ask a bride if she has her dress yet. 

Ridiculous.  Of course I have a dress.

A more appropriate question would be, "do you have a marriage license yet?"  To which the response would be, "Nope, that's Dave's job."

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Not even blog worthy

What if the rapture really did happen yesterday, but none of us were taken?? 

Eh?  Something to consider.... 

:P

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ending

So....  The search for the missing person is over.  It ended yesterday afternoon.  Not the happy ending we were all hoping for, but the ending we were quietly starting to expect.

I have no ties to this woman, never met her, no emotional connection what-so-ever.  But it's still no fun to go home and watch the people I care about, the people who actually knew her, suffering.

But at least it's over, right?  Knowing the outcome, having an ending, is so much better than not knowing.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Strange Days

When your fiance's uncle's common-law spouse (someone you haven't actually met) disappears, what do you do?


Leanne Vaughan, 39, was last seen between noon and 12:30 p.m. on May 12 by a neighbour in the Loucks Lane area of Chatsworth accompanied by a dog, according to an OPP news release.
Her dog was found at the residence and Vaughan was reported missing by family members about 6:30 p.m. thursday.
A search of areas frequented by Vaughan was failed to find her.
Although foul play is not suspected at this time, police are asking anyone with information about Vaughn to call them immediately at 1-888-310-1122 or 519-794-7827, the news release said.
Vaughn is described as white, 5'2" tall and weighing 100 pounds. She has green/blue eyes and shoulder-length dark brown hair with a pony tail. She was last seen wearing a brown hoodie, blue jeans and brown running shoes, the release said.

 It's an incredibly odd feeling.  I'm concerned about the well being of this person, someone I haven't met, someone I wouldn't even recognize if I did happen to run into on the street...  And yet, we're connected.  She has an invitation to my wedding for pete's sake.  Her disappearance is turning the world of my future in-laws upside down.  It's been well over 24 hours now; she could literally be anywhere.  Here's hoping for a happy ending.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The fructose killer

If you follow my blog, you probably know that I tend to watch a lot of food shows.  Food Inc was a great documentary; Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution, Village on a Diet...  They all carry the same message:  People today eat too much processed food.  And it's killing us.

That's what happens when you mix economics with food.  The producers are forced to make it cheaper by adding crap to it.  It's just not cool.

I was with a certain someone at a Doctor appointment the other day.  We were discussing fatty livers and the Dr said that there seems to be a real epidemic of fatty livers recently.  Fatty liver, although it can be kept in check with diet and exercise, can lead to nasty things like cirrhosis of the liver if left untreated.  It is typically associated with obese people or people who drink far too much alcohol.  But the Dr said that she has seen an increased number of cases in relatively healthy people, and no one seems to know why.  This, of course, put us into conspiracy mode: maybe it's pollutants?  Maybe it's radiation in the food supply?....


Maybe, it's fructose.  That's right, that ingredient that you see on 90% of the packaged food you put in your grocery cart.

I was searching the great google gods for articles linking certain medical conditions (specifically high uric acid and fatty liver) - I was in search of a possible link between the two and found this article published by 'the Heathly Eating Club (whoever they are):


http://www.healthyeatingclub.org/info/articles/body-shape/fructose.htm

They're very convinced that the amount of fructose we eat is severely affecting our health - including increased uric acid, high blood pressure, gout, diabetes, fatty liver.....  When you take fructose out of fruit, (where it naturally occurs), and put it into a chocolate bar, or pop, or any number of packaged foods, your body has trouble dealing with it and ends up storing it as fat in your liver (among other things).

Bingo.

Not only that, but their view is that it would be easy for a seemingly healthy person on a 'low fat' diet to suffer these diseases if they are still consuming processed/refined foods because:
 A low fat diet containing processed sugar-dense foods is really a high fat diet because fructose (in sugar) behaves like a fat. We were not designed to eat a lot of refined sugars, we're supposed to be eating our carbohydrate, particularly our fructose, with high fibre in unprocessed foods like fruit and vegetables.

Not that I think that "too much fructose" is the one and only magical answer.  I'm not even sure of the authenticity of the Healthy Eating Club website; after all, I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said, "the problem with quotes on the internet is that it is very hard to verify their authenticity."  But it's a good place to start.  And it makes sense.  Fat, sugar and salt are as addictive to the human body as crack - and just like a drug addict, too much of the thing you love will eventually kill you.

There's really no excuse these days for the way we treat our bodies.  We are the most unhealthy society in the history of the world!  Our life expectancy is shorter, SHORTER, than that of our parents.  We are inundated on a daily basis with tips for healthy living, with ways to eat better, with reasons to exercise, and yet we continue to sit around filling our faces with fat and sugar and salt because it tastes good and there's very little effort required.

Personally, I'd like to live for another solid 50 years or so, and it'd be nice to be healthy while I'm doing that.  If cutting out (or at least cutting back on) fructose will help to accomplish that goal, then I'm all in.  You?
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." 
~ Martin Luther King Jr